I Never Question My Wife's Choices Funny Shirt

$19.99 $24.99

Select Style: Classic T-Shirt
Select Color: Sand
Select Size: S

Size guide: unisex sizing. Oversized tees run roomy, so size down for a closer fit.

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  • Easy returns
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Shipping & delivery

Printed and shipped within 1-3 business days. US standard delivery takes 5-14 business days and express takes 5-8 business days. Standard shipping is free on US orders over $99. International rates are shown at checkout.

Returns & exchanges

Return unworn items within 30 days of delivery. Damaged, misprinted or wrong item? Email imeldaabbieeunice6@hotmail.com with photos within 7 days and we will send a replacement or refund. Refund policy.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron on the print. Do not dry clean.

Description

I never question my wife's choices because I'm one of them. Bold print with the punchline set big.

For husbands and wives who know each other far too well.

Printed in our little workshop

Every Hagotee piece is printed to order with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing: water-based inks go straight into the fabric, so the design on the front stays soft, breathable and sharp with no stiff plastic feel. Shown on sand; pick any of 18 Gildan colours for the tee, sweatshirt and hoodie. The Oversized T-Shirt comes in black or white.

Pick your style

  • Classic T-Shirt: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton tee: 5.3 oz 100% cotton (heather colours are cotton/poly), classic unisex fit, seamless double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders.
  • Oversized T-Shirt: Oversized heavyweight cotton tee: dropped shoulders, roomy boxy body and longer sleeves for a relaxed streetwear fit. Size down for a closer fit.
  • Sweatshirt: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck: 8.0 oz 50/50 cotton/polyester fleece, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband, classic unisex fit.
  • Hoodie: Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend hoodie: 8.0 oz 50/50 cotton/polyester fleece, double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband.

Sizes: S to 5XL for the Classic T-Shirt, Sweatshirt and Hoodie; S to 3XL for the Oversized T-Shirt. Unisex sizing.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colours. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

Size guide

SizeWidth (in)Length (in)
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235

Measured laid flat, in inches. Width is taken 1 inch below the armhole; length from the high point of the shoulder.

Printed to order

Your shirt is printed for you after you order, not pulled from a warehouse.

Soft DTG prints

Water-based inks that feel like part of the fabric and last wash after wash.

Packed by hand

Every order is checked, folded and packed by a real person in our workshop.

Here to help

Questions about sizing or your order? Email imeldaabbieeunice6@hotmail.com.

Woman holding up a freshly printed black Hagotee shirt in the workshop

Made in a tiny workshop

Hagotee started as two friends printing shirts to make each other laugh.
Now every design is printed to order with soft DTG inks,
checked by hand, folded and packed with care.
No warehouse, no mass production, just good jokes on good shirts.
Laugh first. Wear the joke.

Our story

FAQs:

How soon will I get my order?

Orders are printed and shipped within 1-3 business days. US standard delivery takes 5-14 business days and express takes 5-8 business days. See the shipping policy.

What is your return policy?

Unworn items can be returned within 30 days of delivery. If your print arrives damaged or wrong, email imeldaabbieeunice6@hotmail.com within 7 days and we will fix it at no cost.

Do you ship worldwide?

Yes. Rates and delivery estimates for your country are shown at checkout. Import duties may apply.

What are the materials?

Classic tee: Gildan 5000, 5.3 oz cotton. Sweatshirt: Gildan 18000, 8 oz 50/50 fleece. Hoodie: Gildan 18500, 8 oz 50/50 fleece. Oversized tee: heavyweight cotton with dropped shoulders.

How should I care for this?

Wash cold, inside out, and tumble dry low or hang dry. Cotton can shrink slightly in a hot dryer. Don't iron directly on the print.